Monday, July 25, 2005

Photo-Girl4Girl Essay part 1

Photos from girl4girl Sat July 16 and the Premier of the Rockstar Orphans!

All photos are by the beautiful and talented Julie Pena. Click the back button to return.

Pink, Hei and Sokolicky start off the night right!
Hei and Fly share a secret.
Who's the DJ tonight? I'm likin' the beats!
Hey, Q-T, show us how you shake it.
Luring Vancouver girl in mid twirl.
Where should we go next?
How about the after party at Leschi Lounge! Aww yea.
Who's got Eva Feva? We do!
Can you play some Scissor Sisters?
Did you get directions to the after party? No, I thought you did!
Kimber Xara preps for her fire show.
The dance floor: solid ground where skydiver's fly.
You weren't making out backstage were you??
Off to the Leschi Lounge!
Another successful night finds the Rockstar Orphans happy at home.

Check out the rest of the photos by Julie Pena at http://www.girl4girlseattle.com/photos.asp for last month and more!



Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Medicine is not a toy

After using burt’s bees for so long, going back to Strawberry chapstick reminds me of childhood.

this week's happiness

(Wed Jul 20)
Brandy Westmore w/ Reggie Watts at MidWeek Beats

(Fri Jul 22)
DEEP DISH @ ELMENT!!!!!

(Sat Jul 23)
Leo Party at the Leschi Lounge


Rat City Rollergirls Bout 6
July 23, 2005 @ 6:00 pm (doors open at 5:00)
Featuring Live Music at half time by The Gloryholes!
at Hangar 30 at
Magnuson Park at Sandpoint
Tickets on sale June 27th click
here for more information!

SWANK - Big Hair 2005 80's Party
A dance party @ Neumos

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

A Very Special Vibrator

Tonight a very special Vibrator. New promoters to the Eagle's smashing monthy 3rd Tuesday bring you DJ's Fishlure and Luying, raffles and burlesque girls. No cover equals free!

Friday, July 15, 2005

Eva Feva!

Sat is insane!

(Sat Jul 16)

DJ Eva & Jen Woolfe @ G4G

LA Kendall & Miss Funk @ LSC!
www.hitgirl.net

Tyler Stadius @ SeeSound Lounge

Colby’s Fucking Birthday @ Chop Suey
DJ’s Julia, Sean Horton, Nostalgia B, Julie Herrera, Blu, Kippy, Kid Hops, Julie Herrera, Colby B.

NEXT GIG: Sat July 16 @ Premier!

I've been blessed to open for DJ EVA on Sat July 16 at the Premier for Girl4Girl! Special appearance by the Rockstar Orphans!

snippet from g4g -

SKIN w/DJ EVA!
Seattle Go Go Dancers grace the stage in SKIN @ Girl4GIRL July 16th

with Guest DJ Extraordinaire DJ EVA!
Dress Down ladies – its gettin’ hot at the Premier Club every 3 rd Saturday of each month! www.dj-eva.com Element USC Natural Progression- Seattle , US

“DJ Eva’s sound has been characterized as edgy, a reflection of her roots of Italia disco and house, techno, electro, progression and breaks. She’s played alongside the world’s most famous names: Tiesto and Paul Oakenfold. A great addition to the Girl4GIRL lineup to keep the ladies dancing!

JEN WOOLFE Openining - Hitgirl Seattle / www.hitgirl.net
80's and 90's electronic hits mixed into house/club favorites plus hip hop/house remixes... and a few new tracks to make your heart soar.

Friday, July 08, 2005

Cherry & Heather, Fruit & Leather

(Fri, Jul 8th)

Hitgirl! Friday @
Mantra Lounge
A Phoenix Festival Social w/

JERRY ABSTRACT
DANCIN'
VITAL
GREG JASPAN
MAGNETIC ASSASSIN
PORCELINE
MISHA . Hitgirl!
EDDIE . no affiliation . he is Eddie .

Mingle a Happy Hour @
SeeSound Lounge
Erin O'Conner & Nathan Jones

Chill Beats w/ Rob Green @
The Chapel

Cherry @ War Room
A night for Lesbians and their friends.
DJsAmateur Youth, Nagel & Wasabiand
DJ Julia
Plus hot-ass dancersThe Von Hasselhoff Troop


(Sat Jul 9)
Sue's Bachelorette Party!!

DJ Heather @
Trinity
Chicago House legend. I'll be in the front row hoping to catch Heather's spittle.
www.ilovedjheather.com

(Mon Jul 11)
Meagin Donovan @ at the Hopvine pub.
Local folk and all-around sweetie.

(Tue Jul 12)
OSCILLATE @
Baltic Room
Randy Jones (ORAC records-SEA)
Justin Byrnes (simplyshameless-SEA)
residents ELECTROSECT PAUL EDWARDS GREG SKIDMORE

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Independance Day is Wack!

We got wacky for the 4th. Maybe it was my weekend of 49 hours of sleep. Maybe it was Pink’s newly-passed grandfather’s spirit playing with our hearts. Maybe it was Da Man’s new Rockstar Gueetar makin’ him quirky. Or maybe it was SeanDee’s new big boy job right in the middle of the pedestrian hustle of Seattle’s we-need-this-more-than-a-transit-system 2nd stadium. Or just maybe it was Sokolicky and Hei’s 17 hour car ride made straight through that day from Salt Lake.

Or maybe it was just our Rockstar Orphan way of celebrating our Independence.

It started when Pink and I sat down to not-plan with our burning man list of preparation todosies. 'The man burns in 61 days!' we said. Pink returned from ‘grabbing a sweatshirt’ wearing full playa smile, coat and hat. Sapphire followed suit. Soon Da Man lugged the magic trunk from the basement, our gift to the playa last year. It’s a huge old trunk with chaotic wearable playthings. Hat’s, sashes, cloaks, turbans, huge glasses the size of bananas, tight pants to straddle the muff. SeanDee came by for fat tires, quesadillas and a history of filmography – in first person – his mighty turban no disguise for his wise. And after 17 hours of driving from the desert, Licky and Hei were greeted by the lovely trunk, waiting patiently to wrap it’s arms around their willing hips. We laughed as we dressed, ready for our exit.


‘Onto the adventure’, we said! We headed just blocks from the silken couches of the Leschi Lounge to the beach, the destination of many a late-night sunrise and early morning coffee. We parked on a bench behind dozens of peaceful boats and pondered how many might be filled with lovers’ kisses. 22% we decided, 22% rocking opposite the tide.

Though the rocket’s red glare did not burst directly above our eyes, we watched upon the horizon three-dozen pockets of illuminous celebration, large and small. We shared with families from afar what it means to be a free American. We celebrated that though we may not be able to marry who we want, teach all literature in public schools, or grow one of the most effective herbal medicines in our backyard, we can blow things up, rock out (as long as the cock is not out, mind you), and let our inner child play in the desert. For what else would you do in time like these, when everyone in America is a little bit wack?

Monday, July 04, 2005

Post for the Pervs

I subscribed to Wired Magazine as a gift to my new household. And as a joke, I used the name 'Jen Woolfe and the Happy Pervs' for the subscription. I do enjoy the magazine very much, but I know the sold my name to mailing lists because JWATHP now get a lot of junk mail delivered right to the home.

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Techno Prisoners!!!

Hitgirl's new monthly, U-Turn, debuts this weekend with Techno!

Jerry Abstract,
Misha, Hakea and Bryan Newman on Saturday, July 2. That's right. Techno-at-the-Baltic-Room-on-a-Saturday! The new sound there really brings out the bleeps, blips and BASS that you've been missing out on. Check out the flyer!


Other weekend adventures!

(Fri Jul 1)

The Advent Live - K - Research -UK /Portugal @ Consolodated Works, SEA
Brought to you by Renegade Rhythms & SOG Research
Tom Mitchell - Renegade Rhythms - Ahuli - SOG Research - Portland / Seattle
Aaron Richards - Renegade Rhythms - Ahuli - SOG Research - Portland
Tetsuji Miwa - Chief Experiments, SOG Research - Japan
Brad Peterson - Moods & Grooves, SOG Research - Seattle
500 Boren Ave N. Seattle

Ferry Corsten @ Element
with Eva & Marq

Ming and FS @
Trinity
http://www.nwtekno.org/vb/showthread.php?threadid=89103&eventid=21073

Hitgirl Fridays @
Mantra

(Sat Jul 2)
Pin Down Girls @
Neumo's! .. hot tip by Elletee!
ROCK 'N' ROLL WRASSLIN' EXTRAVAGANZA
For one night only, Neumo's transforms into a steamy pit of female aggression

Jay Tripwire @
SeeSound Lounge

Hitgirl's U-Turn Debut's with Techno party @ Baltic Room
Jerry Abstract, Misha, Hakea and Bryan Newman

(All Weekend)
Tall Ships in Tacoma ... hot tip by Freemon Southgate
http://www.tallshipstacoma.com/index02.html

And for all those bedroom DJ's (you know who you are
jaisn!)
http://www.midweekbeats.com/DJSpinOff/index.html

84 Steps and Other People, Places and Things
Photography by
Sami Khoury
Opening reception: 6 - 10 PM, Friday, July 1, 2005
Exhibition thru Aug. 4
Fremont Coffee (
www.fremontcoffee.net)



Thursday, June 23, 2005

NEW MIX!

I was feeling blue last Sunday. So I made a mix for myself. Then I went on a two-hour bike ride.

PRiDE Weekend!

(Thur Jun 23)
Friday, June 24 @ SeeSound Lounge
Kick Off Pride with Happy Hour 6-9pm
Jen Woolfe spinning with resident Erin O'Connor
We will have a hosted happy hour with appetizers, $3 well drinks, beer, and champagne.
115 Blanchard across from Crocodile Cafe


(Thur Jun 23)
Sera Cahoone @ The Tractor Tavern
NadaMucho.com presents
J TILLMAN (www.jtillmanmusic.com)
The Stares (www.thestares.com)
Sera Cahoone
The Maldives

(Fri Jun 24)
Seattle Dyke March and Queer Women's Rally:
March downtown to Westlake Park.
Rally at 5:30 - 7 p.m.
Seattle Central Community College

June 24th MISS HONEY DIJON @ War Room

(Sat Jun 25)
DJ Colette @ Chop Suey
with Emily Song and Miss Funk!

Girl4Girl Seattle @ Premier
DJ Shortee
Go Go Dancers
Drag King Performances

Lu Ying spinning @ the Wild Rose

Climax at Creme @ Leschi Lounge
DJ's Julia Camp, Jen Woolfe and some special guestessess
Afterparty 2-7am

(Sun Jun 26)
QUEERS ON STEERS:
Strap it on and cinch it tight!
Cowgirls Inc. / 7 pm / 21+

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Saturday and Sunday


(Sat Jun 18)
Tonight! Catch LA Kendall and Miss Funk at Girl4Girl @ the Premier!

(Sun Jun 19)
Free outdoor party @ Gas Works Park!
DJ Buck, Brian Lyons, Jeromy Nail, Ramiro, Beatrice, Grahm Jones, Bryan Tully & Ian Priestley. Beats & bbq

Thursday, June 16, 2005

NEXT GIG: Mantra Lounge Fri June 17

Join me in my 30th birthday bash, Fri Jun 17 at Mantra Lounge

9:30 - 11 sheiny spinnin' hip hop

11 - 12:45 fishlure & jdub tag team set with House and Electro beatz

12:45 - 2 Bishop Duck House madness

9-11 $2 "you-call-it's!"

$5 at the door

210 South Washington St One block south of the Smith Tower at the corner of 2nd Ave in thePioneer Square area.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Happy Birthday Two (of) Mee

Today is the lil' Three - Ohhh. I'm skippin' skool like a good catholick girl and running around town in my plaid panties.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Two Drips from the Cuddle Puddle

We had a kick-ass house warming. Thanks to all who made it special. Here's the first set of pics thanks to Photogirl!

http://www.skyscraper007.com/Album3/

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Faith, Family and Freedom ... and more Freaks!!

Check out this article in the New York Sun which talks about Comedian Eugene Mirman, who received a phone-call from a nonprofit organization called "Faith, Family and Freedom," asking if he opposed gay marriage and then offering to switch his long-distance service to a "Christian-based telephone carrier" identified as United American Technologies out of Oklahoma. After the call reaches a person they are prompted to press "1" if they oppose gay marriage. A real phone call? Let's do some research and find out! Comment if you figure something out. Or you can donate $50 to a Republican presidential campaign, which is apparently how Eugene’s phone number was found.

(Thur Jun 9)
MEAT BEAT MANIFESTO @ NEUMOS
Dub Trio
Zion 12$15 adv.8 pm doors

(Fri Jun 10)
Sensory Effect @ Nectar
DRUMATTICA (live electro- pop-PDX)
BEEHIVE (live electronic rock-SEA)
DJ GREG JASPAN (kexp-SEA)

Hybrid @ Element -- I saw these guys at Burning Man! Amazing!
*DJ SET* featuring Chris Healing & Mike Truman from the U.K.

(Sat Jun 11)
Uniting Souls @ Warehouse Space!
Analog warehouse party @ The Bemis Building, 55 Atlantic
(2 blocks West of Safeco Field, right next to the Alaskan Way viaduct).
Jeromy Nail & Ramiro spin from 1:30-3:00am, followed by the b-day kid Carter!

John Tejada @ Trinity


Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Now That's a Mouthfull!

Had to note Bionicchick's review of the band 'The Countdown' when she saw them at the Block Party in Chicago this weekend.

' The Countdown’s duo play a dirty breed of punk rock, which sleezes it’s way from porto-toilet mucked gutters in ripped fishnets and throws-up onto it’s own hooker red, patent leather, thigh high heels. '

Write on, sista!! Go here to view the whole review plus a mention of Jared Leto's band '30 Seconds To Mars.' Yes, I would like to see him in panties.

Monday, June 06, 2005

A Wedding to Remember

Last night Sheiny and I DJ'd a wedding. It was for an amazing couple that I know, Ken and Anna. They met in graduate school. She, like he, is one of the most kind, beautiful, driven, fun-loving and gentle people I know. They are a fabulous couple and I was very honored to provide music for their celebration.

however...

I am not a wedding DJ. I'm not even a birthday party DJ. Unfortunately for these types of situations, my collection of music does not include pop dance hits from the last 5 decades unless they are beat-heavy house remixes. If you've ever found yourself requesting a song from a DJ in a club who generally spins vinyl and they don't play it, the reason is very likely because they just don't have a version of that song with them or in their collection at all. So when a friend asks me to play at a holiday party or wedding, I'm torn. I want to be there for them to fill their request because I love them and my friends are fabulously supportive. But for me, it feels a lot like wearing a prom dress. Though I may look great, it's slightly itchy and rides uncomfortably up the sides. It just doesn't feel like me.

I play underground House music, a genre which I've found most of the American public more willing to eat dirt than listen to. I have a lot of theories about why this is true, and I feel that part of my destiny is to change that. One way to do this is to remind popular American culture that shaking their ass is a form of celebration, and what better place to do this than a place where dancing is expected, like a wedding, holiday or birthday party. Unfortunately for me, what is also expected are a plethora of pop dance hits from the last 5 decades that are not beat-heavy house remixes.

Luckily for myself and my friends, there is a fabulous computer program called Final Scratch, and an even more fabulous guy, that knows how to use it. With Final Scratch, you can map mp3 tracks to a record and spin it on a turntable just like any other piece of vinyl. Sweet chocolate decadence! Shein, myself and F.S. have DJ'd a few dozen parties together in the last two years. I have a love-hate relationship with them. In many ways they are really fun and rewarding. In many other ways, they are very stressful and a lot more work than you may realize.

Inevitably, we don't have quite the right music. Shein is a fabulous hip hop DJ. Actually, he's a fabulous DJ in general. When practiced, he can pick up anyone else's vinyl of any genre and play it like he wrote the stuff. Sat night, he was elegantly mixing Mark Farina's Mushroom Jazz 2 and Mushroom Jazz 4 together. Currently, hip hop is his specialty. Thus, his F.S. playlist is heavily accentuated with hard-core hip hop beatz. Ken and Anna didn't have a good idea of what they wanted, but there were very specific about what they didn't want. No country, no YMCA. And no hip hop. Thus, most of my evenings last week were spent downloading a more general selection of popular dance music.

Inevitably, we encounter at least one technical equipment-related problem. It could be anything. A forgotten power strip, the wall plug that is not grounded, a missing headphone tip, a broken speaker stand. Usually we just don't have the right cables to plug everything in. Audio cables and their equipment counterparts vary in length, quality and type. Bishop is so used to me stopping by his house at the last minute to pick up some random piece of equipment that we don't have, he probably sets up his schedule to keep himself within 2 blocks of his apartment every time I have a gig. On New Years Eve at Capital Club last year, I ran around and called 6 different places at the last minute to find an XLR to RCA cable that was longer than 20 feet. At Diller's birthday party on Friday the 13th, it took us 2 hours to do a 1/2 hour job because the orbits of the moon were intersecting crookedly with the earth's polar magnet. At the wedding, I had a corrupt file that was crashing F.S. every time we tried to open a directory with over 200 of the songs I had spent all week downloading.

Inevitably, I freak out and curse myself for not being more prepared.

Inevitably, Shein twiddles some bits and we pull it off just in time.

I've been learning to DJ for over 4 years. I remember Rebecca West once saying, after 6 years as a DJ that the more she learns, the more she uncovers how complex it really is. It took me 5 months to be able to consistently beat match. It took me another 5 to understand programming, and an entire year after that to be able to apply it on the fly. I started early on to give myself 'dj homework' and realized that I was very slowly teaching myself this whole crazy thing as if I had an imaginary DJ How-To, one chapter at a time.

My current chapter in my imaginary How-To is called 'Understanding Vibe'. Like all good How-To's, this chapter begins with the definition of 'vibe'.

Vibe
n : a distinctive emotional atmosphere; sensed intuitively;
n: Slang. A vibration.

Or more specifically, 'What can I play that will make these people dance?'

At the wedding this weekend, we were playing Retro and Motown hits that had the dance floor packed. But there were moments when a very prominent member of the wedding party asked for music that only a few would appreciate. The DJ was faced with a choice: ‘Do I put on a track that I know will clear the dance floor?’ This is a very difficult decision for a DJ to make. In general, modern American culture needs the safety and security of a few others dancing to feel comfortable enough to put themselves out there. It takes great skill and a little magic to get an empty dance floor filled. Once you have the vibe there, the last thing you want to do is let it go.

But a wedding is not a club, and Saturday was for me a little lesson in just that.

In a modern underground club, there's an inherent trust that the DJ will provide. If they don't, then you don't follow that DJ elsewhere. If they do, you'll follow them everywhere. A person knows they had a great time dancing in a club when they leave saying ‘I couldn’t get off the dance floor’. At a wedding party, people trust the songs, not the DJ. A person knows they had a great time dancing at a wedding when they leave saying ‘They played that one song that I love’.


Even though I know I can’t, I strive to touch every person in the room when I play. When building a play list for Ken and Anna, there were two very special people that I forgot, my Grandma Pat and my Grandpa Dick. Now that Grandpa is gone, there are two things I remember most about him. He always used a teeny bit of tongue when he kissed the ladies, and he and grandma were fabulous Ballroom Dancers. A cleared dance floor was an empty canvas for their magic.

I’m not a wedding DJ. In fact, I’m not a DJ at all. I’m a poet. I re-arrange songs, like words, in ways that sound beautiful. But the next time I play at a wedding, if I ever do, I’ll remember that the vibe is not about the celebration through dance, but the celebration of love through dance. On second thought, that’s the very same thing we’re celebrating each week at the club.

Friday, June 03, 2005

wanna know who your friends really are?

Do something they don't like or don't agree with. Then stand by your decision.

Hitgirl Happiness

(Fri Jun 3)
Mantra Lounge with DJ's Niz and Julia Camp.
$2 YOU CALL IT DRINKS until 11PM.
$5 Cover 10PM-2AM.

(Sat Jun 4)
Baltic Room with DJ's Niz, Miss Funk, Emily Song and Misha.
Happy Hour Specials until 8PM.
$5 Cover
Ladies Free before 11PM

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

All Free Shows! ... er, make that Freak Shows!

Save your money, cuz this weekend is weally nice on the wallet!

(Wed Jun 1)
Grace @ SeeSound ... FREE!
Celebrate the release of their 4-CD Box Set Wednesday
evening June 1st @ SEE SOUND LOUNGE, from 8-2. Erin,
Beatrice, Hyasynth and
Brandy will be sharing the
dykes all night long... er, make that decks!


Also featured will be glass art sculptures by Jose
Hinojosa & Glasshouse Studio.


(Fri Jun 3)
@ Chop Suey
Babes in Toyland
, and The Hellcat Hussies Present present
THE MOBTOWN MOXIE REVUE A Queer Variety Shag... er, make that show!

Drag, Burlesque, Cheerleading, Piercing Performance, Theater, Comedy, Porn, and Live Music. $8 adv. 9 pm doors

@ Trinity ... FREE!
Return to OK Hotel!! YES!! ... er, make that FUCK YES!!
Wesley Holmes, Brian Lyons, Mr. Supreme, LSDJ
OK Hotel, one of THE best house nights in Seattle history.

(Sat Jun 4)
@ Trinity
Uniting Souls 5 year Anniversary
Iz and Diz ... er, make that the Izaouww and the Dizaouwww
Jon Lemmon, Jeromy Nail & Ramiro
Rama, Zion 12 & Bumble Bee
Guy VSOP

@ Chop Suey ... FREE
Keep Out, Freek Out, Part Deux: The Sequel: One Year Later ... er, make that Freak.
Jacob London, DJ Colby B, Krnl.Panic aka Rama, FourColorZack,
Chris Tremens, Recess, The Perfect Cyn & Derek Fisher, Wesley Holmes




Friday, May 27, 2005

i can't love myself until i love my mom

I just put a piece of ice into a glass of white wine to cool it down. I am turning into my mother. Good thing she's really attractive ... and she just got a tattoo!

Thursday, May 26, 2005

3-day weekend!

Three very exciting things happened to me last weekend --

I spent the weekend with my little bro hanging out at the
EMP and playing music. On Monday and Tuesday Pink and I ventured into the Olympic National Forest, and on Wed morning I (showered) and arrived back at work to my first (and hopefully only) MSDN subscription.

How can this weekend top that?

OH Yea ... Maybe with something like this --

(Thu May 26)

@ Chop Suey
Sensory Effect & Chop Suey present … mix skewed melodious funk*
Kim Hiorthoy (Norway)
Mercir
Foscil
Talk Demonic

@ Contour
O2 Collective** & El Circo present … a Biodiesel bus Load full of Freaks!
DJs Lorin (
www.bassnectar.net)
Osiris Indriya (
www.osirisindriya.com)
Shawna
El Papa Chango
Malakai

@ Neumos
Wake Up, Decibel Fest, and Tino Corp Present … groundbreaking Industrial-Dance/electro and the exploration into Dub permutations*
MEAT BEAT MANIFESTO
Dub Trio

(Fri May 26)

@ Mantra
Hitgirl brings you ... a jumpstart ta th' weekend.
NIZ
LA KENDALL
$2 "YOU CALL IT'S" TILL 11:00!


@ Mars Bar
Michael Stephens brings herself ... to 28!
Fishlure will be djing throughout the evening in between sets by The Femurs, Ripspacer and the Blakes.

@ Watertown brings you ... monarchy!
Bishop bangs out the night at 9pm


@ Trinity
Uniting Souls, United.House.Front and Trinity Nightclub present ... living history.
DUBTRIBE SOUND SYSTEM on their last tour ever.
with
MATT CORWINE (LIVE) (11 to Midnight) [U-Freqs, Soulmine, Imperial DUB]
Jizosh [United.House.Front, Goodbeat]

In the Marquis (Blue) Room:
LSDJ
Mr. Supreme

In the Formosa (Card) Room:
Jeromy Nail [Uniting Souls Music]
Osiris Indriya [Oracle Gatherings]


(Sat May 27)
The Gorge brings you …
Sasquatch!!

Pixies
Modest Mouse
Kanye West
Wilco
The Arcade Fire
Ray Lamontagne
Jem
Bloc Party
U.S.E.

(All Weekend)
Detriot brings you … Movement

Movement, Detroit's Electronic Music Festival ‘04
Hart Plaza - Detroit Michigan
Free Admission

Movement, Detroit's Electronic Music Festival, is the largest electronic music festival in the world. The event integrates musical and visual artistry, creativity, diversity and state-of-the-art technology, as more than 70 world-renowned acts perform on multiple stages for over one million fans. Held each year in the birthplace of Techno Music, Movement is the place to be seen on Memorial Day Weekend. The best DJs spin the best beats for a musical bender like none other and it's all FREE.

Hitgirl and WOW Represent in Detroit! --
Minx
Main Stage at the Festival on May 28th, 7:00 p.m. Tagging with DJ Genesis on four turntables!

Afterparty Sat 28th at 12:30 a.m. at The Labyrinth Club downtown.

Pirahna
Downtown at Agave on Saturday, May 28.

---
* Words by Electrosect

** The Oxygen Collective is a very special organization that “practices creative resistance through projects that address injustice in our communities and destruction in the natural world.” Consequently, I’ve also had the pleasure of sharing camp with them at
Burning Man. They are a passionate, inspiring, caring bunch. It’s a special night at Contour tonight. YOU should GO. I am.

self aware

Once you become self-aware, you can alter reality.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Couple Thingies for Tonight

**Artist Reception and "Foreign Forms" opening at See Sound Lounge**

(Wed May 25)

Continuing with the second arts-industry forum in a weekly, Wednesday
night series of events for creative urbanites alike, local painter Perry
Estevenin will showcase his most recent oil on canvas abstracts at See Sound
Lounge. See Sound Lounge hosts the artist reception with complimentary
appetizers from 8-10:30PM. Estevenin will be present to discuss or
answer any questions pertaining to his work.

Beginning at 10PM in See Sound's d e e p lounge, an open-mic will be
hosted by David Tomlinson in which individuals have the opportunity to express
theirthoughts, ideas, rants, and raves.


then stick around for ...

"Grace" is a weekly event that features rotating, culturally hip events
such as exclusive fashion and trunk shows, affairs of art, charitable socials,
and monthly champagne and spirit tastings. Gracing the decks, the
all-female DJ line-up boasts local lovelies:


Erin O' Connor
Brandy Westmore
Hyasynth
Beatrice


$5 Cosmo's all night long & $3.50 Stella's.

Or head over to Element for Johnny Fever

Johnny Fever @ Element
Nicky Delgado

Friday, May 20, 2005

Sami Khoury

There’s some amazing artists in Seattle. Photographer’s included. I’m always plugging my friends Kanani and Jerseygirl because they are both on my IM buddies list and many times a day I see their itty-bitty pictures pop up. Oh yea, and they are very talented. But there’s another very gifted local photographer named Sami Khoury that has been capturing the face of Seattle’s electronica scene since 2002 (probably longer. I’m going by his website archives). He’s been published in The Stranger, Seattle Weekly, Minty Magazine, Aphid Magazine, America Online City Guides, online magazines around the world. Check out his site. I think the best thing about his photos is how richly he captures people smiling, dancing and having fun.

A few highlights:
Mark Farina @ Chop Suey Nov 2002
HEY!! That's Elleetee at Merchants Café with Miss Kick Jul 2003 !!!
HOT photos of beautiful people when Sharpshooter’s played the Rebar in May 2003.
Contour always has the best photos due to their DJ background. SWEET firedancer shots, too!
The historical monthly, ROBO.trash. This one is Alibi Room in June 2003.

Uniting Souls at Nectar in Sep 2004. I think this is when it first opened?
Billy Idol Tribute band, Vital Idol at Premier. Love it!
The Sonar Festival in Barcelona. I especially like the soldier image behind the sillouette.

Does anyone else see a show on his site that they attended?? Good times!

Phat Ass Friday and Sat to Boot

There's a LOT of good stuff to shake that sass to tonight!

(Friday May 20)
Hitgirl Mantra!!
LA Kendall
Miss Funk
Rob Winter

Chop Suey and Perfect Hit Present
MARK FARINA MUSHROOM JAZZ TOUR
3 hr Set!


DJ ICEY @ ELEMENT

Luke Solomon @ Trinity
with Brian Lyons (Flammable) , LSDJ & Mr. Supreme.

(Sat May 21)
Girl4Girl @ Premier!
Ricki Leigh and Special-T team
The hottest mix of hip hop, 80's, reggae and old school funk

(Sun May 22)
If you are up in Vancouver, it's a 3-day! Which means another Lotus Long Weekend brought to you by Intimate Productions.

10:00pm - 3:00am Lotus Night Club

Honey Lounge 455 Abbott St @ Pender 604.685.7777

2 rooms of sick beats!
Honey [Breaks / House / Mash Up]
Tantra
Altered Egos


Lotus [House / Progressive]
Tom Thomas (Taal/Overproof)
Tyler Stadius
Alison Barth (Taal)


I'm hanging with my lil' bro this weekend (we may be spotted at the Storm Game tomorrow), so think of me when you're gettin' your groove on (I know you always do).

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Three Nights of the Chop Chop Chop

(Wed May 18)
Sharon Jones (classic soul singer) @ Chop Suey

(Thu May 19)
LICK @ Chop $3
DJ’s ANNA OXYGEN
Master Stan
Fagolis
Sappho


(Fri May 20)
MARK FARINA MUSHROOM JAZZ TOUR3 hr Set!

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Horse of a Different Choreography

DropnSpin gave me this clip. It's the Equestrian World Cup held in Dusseldorf in 2004. The second or third song is a Trance anthem. No kidding! The horse, Lingh, is truely dancing. I have a whole new appreciation for Equestrians, Horses, DropnSpin and Gwynn.

For the crowd, Edward Gal was the special favourite as they clapped and cheered to the high points in his freestyle. He said: “ When the crowd did that Lingh really felt it and gave even more – he loved it.”

Ride on!

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Filling up faster than a pee-bottle at Burning Man

My days fill up faster than a pee-bottle at burning man. I actually have to schedule ‘at home’ days or my cat gets pissed. Not pissed like upset, but pissed like drunk. He’s a big alchie, that kitty. My cat now has a buddy, Kazi. That’s short for Kamazaki. He’s insane, like Sokolicky. He jumps from airplanes and catches birds on the way down. He brought in segments of a bird’s foot on Monday along with a bunch of feathers. It grossed me out. My cat knows better. I told him early on that, though I was proud that he can catch many animals to play with, I’d rather he keep them out of the house and away from my conscience. Kazi heard no such lecture as a child. Fishlure is less strict of a mommy than me.

You may have guessed by now, but I don’t actually go to all the shows that I advertise on my web site. It’s more of a ‘wish list’. Thus the Rockstar joke. A Rockstar weekend is one where there is attendance at least 3 shows. You are a true Rockstar if you can make it to all the shows you want to see. There’s just SO many GREAT shows in Seattle. We are blessed. A little too blessed, actually. Because even
Sokolicky can barely keep up (notice I said barely? That’s cuz she’s a Rockstar).

My real wish list is to sleep for 8 hours every day and have dinner at home 5 nights a week. That’s my realistic wish list. I was a Rockstar this week. I made it to TWO shows in a row, both on weeknights. And then, of course, there’s the REGULAR SHIT that you have to do in your life. Like eat. And go to the Dentist. And get your hair cut. And go with your mom to buy jump suits. Laundry is a big one. I’ve begun to double up my duties. Multitask. So now I’m going to eat at the Dentist’s, and get my jump suit cut and dyed all at the same time with my mom’s laundry.


(Thu May 12)
MIA is performing free tonight at 7pm at Sonic Boom in Ballard. She also did an interview and live performance on kexp yesterday at about 3:30pm which you can listen to on the streaming archive at kexp.org

(Fri May 13)
Cherry @ War Room

Derrick Carter @ Trinity
Chicago

Misha @ Mantra Lounge

Happy Birthday Patrick (Electrosect) @ Nectar
w/ JERRY ABSTRACT
RECESS
PAUL EDWARDS

(Sat May 14)
8limbs Yoga West Seattle Opening
Derrek Mazzone spins the records

Swirl People @ Trinity Nightclub
RAOUL BELMANS Swirl People / Aroma Recordings
tag-team set byJEROMY NAIL & LU ROB (Uniting Souls, SF)
trip -hop & breaks dj MANOS (Uniting Souls, Sea)
and LONESTAR (Houston TX)

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Rockstar Awards of the Month

This month's Rockstar Awards go to...

Runner up!
Diller (of Diller’s list fame) for seeing
Ben Watt in SF at the intimate venue, DNA Lounge.

2nd Place ...
Fishlure for hanging with Perl Jam at un-advertised in-store at West Seattle Easy Street Records.

And the First Place Winner is...
Sheiny for chumming it up with Jason Lee and Danny Masterson backstage at Ben Watt and Miss Kitten's set at Cochella!

How YOU can be Rockstar of the Month for June...

The M.I.A. and LCD Soundsystem show is SOLD OUT for tonight. Whoever gets without a ticket or guest list will automatically qualify for next month's ROCKSTAR of the MONTH award! First prize is, well, nothing except uber-kewlness.

New Mix Stuck in Kustoms

So I have a new mix for y’all, but technical difficulties seem to always create an obstacle between getting the mix from me to you.

1. Inevitably, my computer is down. Before my 200 GB hard drive, I was always almost out of space. Now I have my 200 GB HD installed (even though it only sees 170 GB of it, I think because I’m running Windows 2000 and I need a specific service pack to make it see all 2000).

2. I’m missing both the software both to cut the CD into tracks and also to burn it to my CD drive.

3. In fact, I’m not sure my CD drive is even being recognized right now. I think I need to install the drivers for that all over again.

4. I did install the software to record from mini disc to the computer, but for some reason it the correct ‘Record what you hear’ option is not listen on the drop-down menu. Ugh. Computer shit is so frustrating.

5. Even when I have the CD burned and ready to send off, I still have an anti-magnetism to the Post Office. There are still a few people who wanted ‘In The Pink’ on CD and I haven’t sent it. Sorry, kids.

6. Now that I’m off my vegetarian lifestyle, I think I’m allergic to chicken. Not that it’s an obstacle in getting my CD out, but it’s still a pain in my sassafrass.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Sissyfight

The ambrosial philosopher speaks in the Tablet!

http://www.tabletmag.com/99/columns/99_sissyfight.shtml

Thursday, May 05, 2005

NEXT GIG: Friday May 6 @ Mantra Lounge

Please join me back into the land of the DJ-living at Mantra Lounge
Friday May 6th That's tomorrow!). Music starts at 10! I'll be spinning
between 11 and 2 .... or maybe even later......


The first of many Hitgirl Fridays at Mantra!

Emily Song & Miss Funk (the Vixens of Vinyl)
DJ Saigon

Jen Woolfe

21+ w/ ID
Mantra Lounge is located at 210 South Washington St in Downtown
Seattle!
10pm-2am
$5 cover
http://www.mantralounge.com/mantra_events.html

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Wet and Wild Wednesday & Weekend

( Wed May 4 )

DJ Chloe @ Element

Johnny Fever @ Sonja’s

(Thur May 5)

Nordic Soul in Portland for "Techno Sol"
A long-running tech house weekly that happens at a club called Saucebox in PDX. C
http://www.nwtekno.org/vb/showthread.php?threadid=82433&eventid=19017

On your way to Portland, stop by Cielo Blu to view 10 works by Kanani. Her work will be up only for a couple weeks!
http://www.worksbykanani.com


(Fri May 6 )

SATOSHI TOMIIE from Japan @ Element
One of the best shows I've ever experienced at LSC. Will be even more amazing at Element!

Hitgirl @
Mantra Lounge

Vixens of Vinyl - Emily Song & Miss Funk
DJ Saigon
Jen Woolfe

( Sat May 7 ) @ Trinity

One of SF's deep house origionators

Loveslap's Heartbeat v2 cd-release Tour
feat. special guest JULIUS PAPP - Loveslap / Foundation, SF
with JON LEMMON - Viva / Uniting Souls
and BRYCE - See Sound Lounge
21+ 10pm-4am, Free before 10:30pm, $15 after.




Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Divine Google

If you google the term "Low Hanging Balls", The Divine Disenchantment's blog is the top 10, sometimes top 5 list of sites to come up. Google is fantastic (so's the blog). Go see it.

Random Thoughts from a Bellevue Baseball Field

Do you ever think you shouldn’t sit on the grass? It’s laid out for us for aesthetic pleasure in a ‘don’t use the good towels’ kind of way.

There’s a sign on the building in front of me that says
‘Luxury Condos Available. Hurry! Few Units Remaining’
I wonder how long that sign has been up.

I was thinking yesterday of how oppressive alcohol is as a drug, much like how oppressive Fast Food is as a food. In large quantities, it slows your body and mind into a fuzzy mass of haziness. But a few French fries taste yummy now and again.

Maybe all these people tiptoeing around the perimeter of the park will join me pleasantly on the grass.

~ sprinklers start up ~

Maybe not.

Friday, April 29, 2005

New(d) Pics

Finally got the digital cameras rolling again!!!

Rockstar Orphans one with Fishlure, Licky & Duff.
Rockstar Orphans two with Fishlure, Woolfie & da Man.
Pink and Sapphire chillin'.
Pink and Sapphre in on the Leschi nude beach.
Sunrise in Leschi.
At the Bay in SF.
Building one in SF.
Building two in SF.
And an SF addition to the Jen Woolfe self portrait series.


If I were you....

(THURS APR 28 )
@ Marcus' Martini Heaven -
Ramiro spins an early downtempo set from 9-11pm, drop by & say hello!
Free (no cover).
dj Dakka (aka John Matthews) closes out the night.
Location: 88 Yesler Way (1st & Yesler)
http://www.marcusmartiniheaven.com

(FRI APR 29)
@ War Room
Ravergirl’s softball team fundraiser

Foxc Productions presents Swank - A woman's event with DJ Miss A.

@ See-Sound Lounge -
Jon Lemmon spins a 5-hr set!
Location: 115 Blanchard (bet. 1st & 2nd).
http://www.seesoundlounge.com


(SAT APR 30)
@ The Baltic Room
Halo (H-Foundation/Siesta/BlueM/Large - San Diego)
with local support from
Jon Lee (Tilted/Downlow Music)
and dj Venus
Location: 1207 Pine St (at Melrose)
http://www.thebalticroom.com

@ See Sound Lounge
1 year anniversary party

CARLOS DA SILVA
SIMON HOUSER
WENDALL
RECESS
DJ MB
BRYCE
http://www.seesoundlounge.com

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Travelling 101

Travelling is like relieving yourself of a good poo. It’s easy if you go with the flow. If you try to plan where/when/how/who, you’re often left disappointed when you find bathroom. I haven’t traveled, I mean really traveled, in 10 years, when I was in Europe, and I’ve forgotten many things about it. Reading maps, mostly. I stared at one for 8 minutes before I realized the picture was pointed the opposite way. You forget things that you take for granted. Like you need money to get a train ticket going there and back. And that hotel rooms will put a hold on your credit card. And that deposits made on Saturday don’t go through until Monday night. I don’t have a credit card. I have a credit card bill. So when I was signed up for a last-minute training class in SF Friday (plane leaves early Sunday morning!) I applied for an Alaskan card on-line. Of course that doesn’t help me this weekend. A $150 dollar hold on my debit card doesn’t help me, either. I’ve had just enough money to get to where I need to go and even eat. But traveling is like that, really. If you go with the flow. If you smile at people and talk to them. If you ask questions without looking like a tourist. I feel like I’m putting on an old sweater that is slightly small and needs to be stretched out. Damm, my boobs look good.

I was on the Caltrain yesterday headed back to the city. My class is 45 minutes away on the train. A couple headed to the Giants game asked to sit in the seats facing me. I said cheerily, please do. They were talking baseball and a guy sitting across from us chipped in. They went on forever about players and stats and what team they came from, where they should go, why they were picked to play a position instead of another guy, and remember when the other guy was on the DL for tooth pain, and I can’t believe he hit that double to win the 15th game of the 2nd playoff for the little league world series when his cousin was traded for a green card, I mean, sheeze! I said my usual – ‘I stopped watching when the Mariners traded Omar Visquel to Cleveland’. That usually relieves me of having knowledge of anything recent but shows that I may have known a thing or two about some good players in my time. ‘Wanna beer?’ They asked. ‘Sure!’ I love traveling.

Things to remember when Travelling

- Don't bring a hair dryer
- Ask what the view from the room is.
- Bring cash for tips.
- Bring good quality speakers for your laptop.
- Send Pink a postcard the first day.
- Bring a backpack. Bags get heavy when carried up hills.
- Keep all your reciepts (mostly for business travel).
- Find an organic food store.
- The hotel will put a hold on your credit card.
- Bring a swim suit for the hot tub, workout clothes for the gym. And shoes.
- If you use public transportation, make sure you have enough cash to get back.
- Give a homeless person some food or a soy drink. That kinda shit always comes back.
- Smile at people and be friendly. You never know who might offer you a beer.

A Rockstar is Born

Who knew my Rockstar weekend would land me in San Francisco – to rest? It was almost the perfect weekend in terms of music, really. A mellow launch on Thursday at the Showbox with Sound Tribe Sector 9, culminated to climax with Sasha at the Element on Friday, and a gracious descent with Brandi Carlile at Neumos on Saturday. The three best music venues in Seattle, all in one weekend. A last-minute training session for work (yes, I have a day job) put me on a plane to SF at 9am Sunday morning. Exactly on time. You see, San Francisco is where Jen Woolfe was born. The first Rockstar weekend began at the bay, when the crew came down to SF to celebrate Roseann’s 25th birthday on March 31, 5 years ago.
We hit all the biggies that weekend – Ruby Skye, 1015 Folsom. We drove by the End Up and, upon seeing the huge line, decided to ride the morning out at the Pier instead, gazing at the bridge and smiling at the early morning fisherman in our club clothes and crazy hair. It wasn’t long after experiencing the vibe a crowd of hundreds brings with their hands up in the air piously towards Mark Farina, Chicago House legend and SF transplant, that I began to DJ. That weekend I found my gospel in haunting basslines, playful synths and rhythmic beats. Once I found my cadence, I found my moniker.
Jen Woolfe is not the name on my birth certificate. I’ve always hated the surname unto which I was born. Too structured. Too uptight. And unlike me, far too popular. I would receive random checks in the mail in college made out to me from people I didn’t know. Once my dentist pulled the wrong file and asked me how my jaw was doing. I was looking forward to a new last name when I got married, until I realized I was gay. I’d never felt close to my dad’s father’s name. Disappointed, I thought I was stuck with it forever.
Woolfe is my dad’s mother’s name. Lillian ‘Betty’ Woolfe. When my grandmother was 20, her uncle told her that America was for young people. She worked two jobs for two years and saved up enough money to catch a boat to the states. I’m very close to my grandmother in many ways, and far away from her in many others. She’s an old-school, conservative British-American woman who still asks me if I’ve found a nice boy.
Almost 10 years ago, I visited the birthplace of Lillian ‘Betty’ Woolfe. Manchester, England. Something else was born there, too. The foundation of Rave culture, Punk, a movement that would changed music forever.
I was 20 when I arrived in Manchester, my hair freshly cut to my shoulders and bags popping out at the sides. My dad’s cousin Patsy picked me up and showed me the scrawny town. I’d never been out of America. I’d never been off the West Coast. I grew up a lot in my 6 months in the U.K. But not nearly as much as I’ve grown since that weekend, 5 years ago, in San Francisco.
Roseann has always been the one friend that got me into the most trouble. I went to my first party ever with her the first week of college, and we’ve been amazing friends ever since. I never went to any parties in High School. Never drank. Never smoked. Not that I didn’t want to. I was just never asked. I was liked well enough, but was by no means popular. I was a band geek. Shy. I sat hiding in the corner wearing tennis shoes and baggy t-shirts, unnoticed. I liked it that way.
I’ve often said that I live a double life. Geek by day and DJ by night. But my worlds are colliding. The old party-girl has arrived at her birthplace, laptop bag slung over her shoulder instead of her vinyl case. And on Friday night at club Element, an old friend stopped by to entice another collision. ‘Hey’, he said. ‘Aren’t you Jenny Hamilton?’. I almost shit myself.
I never thought anyone from High School would recognize me. My hair is bleach blonde instead of brown. I was wearing thick black-rimmed glasses. And hey, now I have style. Despite my disguise, Sam Franks and all 3 of his brothers were standing between me and Sasha, smiling. ‘Wow’, he said, ‘I haven’t seen you in 10 years!’
We all used to play at the elementary school when I was ten. I had a huge crush on Sam for a while, until I secretly fell in love with a skater boy named Chase. ‘How come I never saw you at any parties in High School?’ he said. ‘I was never asked.’ ‘Really?’ he said. ‘I invited everybody’.
Maybe I forgot to check my everybody@shs.com email. But more likely, I just wasn’t ready. I was pretty bored in High School. I lost myself in books about other people’s lives. After high school, I decided to live a life worth reading about.
I’ve changed a lot in 10 years. Grown in ways I’d never thought to believe possible. I’ve seen outside this universe and inside myself. I’m not the shy girl anymore, hiding in the corner. But I haven’t lost her traits: her mind and her heart, her dirty sense of humor or her insecurities.
When I turn 30 in June, I’m legally changing my name to Jen Woolfe. I pass the explanation off as a Feminist thing, taking on my maternal instead of my paternal line. But I’m not really a feminist. It’s more about me and the person I’ve built out of my own imagination, through the process of aspiring to my own dreams. There’s the me that I was given and the me that I’ve created. I love both of them.
Some of my friends don’t like Jen Woolfe. They call her my sidekick and tell me to grow up. They are sad that I’ve lost the ‘old Jen’. But what they don’t understand is that I haven’t lost anything that wasn’t real. I’ve simply dropped the traits I didn’t like and merged the two together. The old Jen started writing many stories, but never finished the first chapter. With her sidekick, she’s created a persona in order to express herself. And why sit shyly in the corner when the main character is having so much fun?

Friday, April 22, 2005

Rockstar Tough!

(Fri Apr 22)
Sasha @ Element!


(Sat APR 23)
Elletee parties with VAIN @ Mirabeau Room -

http://www.themirabeauroom.com

Uniting Souls @ Trinity Nightclub
MARQUES WYATT - Deep / Om - L.A.
with JEROMY NAIL (Uniting Souls, Sea)&
guest AJDA (Uniting Souls, NYC)

In the Formosa Card Room...
MISS KICK http://www.Aural-Fixations.com (Barcelona, Spain)
and QUAZAR (Uniting Souls, Santa Cruz)
21+9pm-5am, free before 10pm $15 after
http://www.trinitynightclub.com


Brandi Carlilie @ Neumos

(Sun Apr 24)
Tegan & Sarah @ Neumos

Check out Sound Tribe Sector 9. Saw them last night at Showbox. Brilliant!

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

I know it for a good cause....

I say 'dammit all' to the incarnate anguish that is our monthly burden. How difficult it is to cry for equality when I am doubled over my desk in pain.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Who's in for a Threesome?

Three BIG girl nights to fill your every fantasy (except sleep)!

(Thur Apr 14) LICK @
Chop Suey
w/special guest dj MICHIKO from IQU and DJ’s ANNA OXYGEN Master StanFagolisSappho

(FRI Apr 15) CHERRY @
War Room
DJs Amateur Youth, Colby B, and the lovely Julia.

(SAT Apr 16) G4G @ Premier
Hitgirl’s Miss Funk and Julie Herrera

Anyone looking to get Beatz?

(Fri Apr 15) Decibel Festival &
Neumo's proudly present
ALBUM LEAF (Sub Pop)
ASPECTS OF PHYSICS (Imputor?)
PLASTIQ PHANTOM (Imputor?)
MANUOK (Album Leaf, Loud and Clear)

DJ Icon & Naha @ -
Trinity Nightclub

(SAT APR 16) - Doubledown Recordings Tour @ The
Baltic Room
DIZZY (San Diego) & PETER CHRISTIANSON (LawnChair Generals)
with guest JOSH CLEMENTS (Swaylo)


Nigel Richards [Philadelphia] @ Trinity Nightclub

Anyone up for a good Folk?


(Tue Apr 19) Meagin Donnovan @ Conner Byrne Pub
Just Plain Folks Spring Showcase

http://www.barbarabuckland.com/events.html

Have fun kidz!

Monday, April 11, 2005

Double Duty

I always wondered how DJ's could pull off two gigs in one night. I've had to do it a couple of times, and last Saturday was a good example. Last Supper Club was looking for an opener at the last minute. I was already DJ'ing Monaco's bday party a block up at the Double Header, so with Shieny all decked-out with his Final Scratch and Liz to keep his drink on, I headed down to LSC to open for DJ Jordan. Last Supper is a pretty good place to DJ once the crowd is moving, but, man, it's hard to get those kids to get comfortable enough to shake it! I played from 10 to 11 without ONE person dancing. I text'd Pink at the Double Header in a panic 'Nobody is Dancing!'. (I also always wondered how DJ's could do text messaging while they were playing, too). About 5 minutes after I did that, Sokolicky waltzed through the door, ready to show those LSC party people how it's done. She took off her coat, stocked up on a few drink tickets and pulled some of the more self-conscious types onto the floor with her masquerade magnetism. Pink & crew showed up not 10 minutes after my text and wondered what all the panic was about. They joined Sokolicky on the floor, shaking their heads and asses. With such amazing friends as those, I suppose I had nothing to worry about. :)

Friday, April 08, 2005

Tonight's a big night for House Producers

(Fri Apr 8)
Felix da Housecat @ Element
House DJ/Producer legend.
http://nwtekno.org/vb/showthread.php?threadid=85606&eventid=19889

Kenny Hawkes at SeeSound Lounge
House DJ and producer from Groovetech London and Music For Freaks
http://nwtekno.org/vb/showthread.php?threadid=86280&eventid=20119


(Sat Apr 9)
MEAGIN DONOVAN 9pm at the Trabant Chai Lounge (1309 NE 45th ST). Folk singer Kim Ruehl will be starting off the night at 8pm. NO cover

SHAMELESS An elektro, techno, disco, punk extravaganzaWith Residents...Recess DJ Scorpio Live Visuals and MCing...FOC:EYEAnton Bomb (Club YES!)
http://nwtekno.org/vb/showthread.php?threadid=85985&eventid=20017

Sheiny, Fishlure and Jen Woolfe @ DOUBLE HEADER for Monaco's bday! 7pm No Cover!

Grand Opening of Trinity Nightclub!!
David Morales (LA), DJ Sol (SEA), Jacob London (SEA), Mr. Supreme (NYC), Citizen Kane (NYC), Cosmo Baker (NYC), Ms E (LA), DJ Inanna (LA), Tamara (SEA), Eva (SEA), BPM (SEA), The Saint (NYC)

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Alternative Energy Sources

Despite the general accessiblity of comfort and health, I think the United States is the leading producer of negative energy. So much, in fact, that I'm surprised we don't find a way to fuel vehicles with it.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Some Fuel for Midweek

Any Seattle-lite that has ever visited the midwest made a bee-line to Milwaukee's infamous Fuel Cafe! Now we have our very own that opened March 31st!

www.feulcoffeeseattle.com

Dani Cone, favorite barista of Cafe Vitta, opened Fuel Coffee today on Seattle's Capitol Hill. Located at 610 19th Avenue East, just two doors down from the renowned Kingfish Cafe, Fuel Coffee is the newest fabulous cafe to start your day, work your wireless, or meet for pastries and coffee.

(Wed Apr 6)

Midweek Beats @
Element
Warm-up Session from 7-9pm
DJ
Chronus (from 9-11) Playing progressive, tribal and breaks.
Reggie Watts and
Brandy Westmore (11 and up)
Brandy Westmore playing deep and soulfull house, along with Reggie Watts on vocals. Most of you know Reggie as a solo artist and the front man for Maktub, a sweet sweet local band.
Eduardo MendozaAt last but not least... Eduardo, playing Brazilian percussion during Chronus' and Brandy's sets

Drink Specials: $1 Domestic Drafts, $5 Stoli Double
@
Element, located on 332 5th Ave North

JEROMY NAIL @ the Chapel Bar
Sexy, loungey beats courtesy of Mr. Nail at Capitol Hill's newest hang out.
Free (no cover), 9pm-1am, 1600 Melrose Ave (at Pine), Seattle.

(Fri Apr 8)

APRIL 8 Kenny Hawkes Music for Freaks, UK (SeeSound)
Kenny used to play one of my fav weekly shows on Groovetech London!

Reggie Watts again with
Maktub @ Neumos
Smoosh
Slender Means
an All-ages show for those with the dough....

Monday, April 04, 2005

NEXT GIG: Monaco's Bday Bash @ Double Header!

Double Header
407 2nd Ave South,
Seattle,WA View Map
When: Saturday, April 9, 7:00pm

DJ's Shieny, Fishlure, & Jen Woolfe!

Monaco doesn't remember her last birthday so let's try again. Come dance, drink and spoil the birthday girl. DJ's Jen Woolfe and Sheiny will be spinning hot tracks until they kick us out or until Monica passes out!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 01, 2005

Celebration of Damp

One more thing to do this weekend. Thanks to ZachP for the info!

March 30 - April 10

The 2nd annual Moisture Festival returns with a Comedy/Varietè showcase of local, national and international artists. Acrobats, dancers, musicians, clowns, aerialists, comedians, magicians, jugglers and more will inaugurate the new performance venue - Hale's Palladium at Hale's Brewery. Built among the kegs, the Palladium is a wonderfully relaxed theater space where you can have a drink, eat well and enjoy act after act of the world's finest Comedy/Varietè performances.

Also a giveaway of 2 Burning Man tickets and a Utilikilt!

Low on money? Tuesday night April 5 is pay what you can!You can receive a 20% discount on tickets for the festival! When you attend one show at full ticket price you can buy tickets for other shows at 20% off. These discount tickets can only be purchased at the door at Hales Palladium before or after the shows.

http://www.moisturefestival.com/