Monday, January 10, 2005

Snowboarding and DJ’ing do not mix… unless you are in Whistler

On Saturday I bit off a little more than I could chew! I was asked to DJ at a birthday party for Liz on Saturday night at the Double Header. But Saturday day I also thought it would be a good idea to head up to Stevens Pass for my first snowboard day of the season. In retrospect, snowboarding and DJ’ing on the same day is a bad idea for a few different reasons. One is that I could break my leg before I get a chance to ‘break a leg.’ The other is that by the end of the day, even if my legs aren’t broken, my arms will be!

:: The day went something like this ::

6:30! Get up! Holy Shit. It’s still dark!
6:50 Filling up the
Camelback. It’s still got Playa dust on it!
7:00 Coordinating the snow bunnies.
7:15 Willow covers his eyes wondering, ‘what the hell?’
7:30 Ding Dong!
Sokolicky is at the door!
7:35 Picking up
Julie – beep beep!
8:00
Sheiny’s friend missed the bus, but he’s ready to ride!
8:20 Merging to Highway 520 and headin’ East!
8:30 Eating up chocolate donuts and writing our own episode for
SNL.
9:30 Stop for some hot chocolate to go with the
Peppermint Schnapps!
9:40
Digable Planets reminds us that it’s our job to ‘Lay it on the masses and get them off their asses’ (and that ‘life doesn’t stop after birth’)
9:50 Arrive at the mountain… along with the 8 million other cars.
10:00 Was April the last time I tried these goddamm boots on?
10:10 Finally got my right foot in the boot.
10:20 Finally got my left foot in the boot.
10:30 On the LIFT!!
10:40 What is my body supposed to do again?
10:50 Ah yes, now I remember.
10:55 Man, I’m thirsty! Damn, my
Camelback is already frozen.
11:00 Crash!!! Ouch! I remember that, too.
11:30 – 12:30 Hell Yea, suckas!
12:30 Mountain Security get’s the munchies.
12:40 – 2:30 Hell Yea, suckas!
2:35 Man, I’m thirsty!
2:40 Steven’s Pass Amber Ale and a server's secret seducing smiles.
3:00 My second Amber Ale and the
Seahawks are losing again.
4:00 Everyone’s here! We need to get back!
4:10 Ow. I can’t feel my arms.
4:20 Just in time to hit the road!
4:30 Trying to snooze, but there’s a strange smell wafting from
Sheiny’s direction.
6:00 Just made it home! No time for rest.
6:02 Willow covers his eyes wondering, ‘what the hell?’
6:10 Hop in the shower.

6:45 Looking for that house remix of EBTG’s ‘Missing’. Where IS that thing??
6:55 Hauling two
JBL speaker into my car.
7:00 Ow. I can’t feel my arms.
7:05 Man, I’m thirsty! Better grab a
monster drink!
7:15 Me loves me some
Taco Time. The veggie taco has ranch!
7:30
Sheiny hauls out his JBL speakers and Pioneer DJM 600.
7:35 Ow. He can’t feel his arms!
7:55 Arrived at the Double Header!
8:00 Lots of roadies happy to help unload.
8:25
Sheiny buys us Jager bomb.
8:30 All set up and the beatz start bumpin’!
8:35
Sheiny buys us Jager bomb.
8:40 Man, I’m thirsty!
8:45 The
birthday girl is all smiles.
9:25 The
ladies start showing up!
9:30 Man, I’m thirsty! My first
bud on draft.
9:40 An ex-girlfriend shows up. How does my hair look?
9:55 Gettin’ the hang of
Final Scratch.
10:00 Wups, accidentally started a new track in the middle of one playing live. Maybe not!
10:05 The
ladies loves me some hip hop!
10:10
Elletee and Julie make it to the pub! Rockstar snow bunnies!
10:15 A pub regular watches himself dance in the mirror. Go Fred!
10:20 Ow. I can’t feel my arms. Man, I’m thirsty!
10:30
Christie and Sue show up to support!
10:40
Jody is drunk!
11:10 The
ladies are lovin’ it and the birthday girl is all smiles.
11:30
Zarah & Sokolicky show us how it’s done. Rockstar snow bunnies!
11:40
Phin meets up after work and chats with Jenn & Arlina. Rockstar!
11:45 On my third
Bud draft.
11:50 Man, I have a headache! Maybe I should try drinking water.
12:00 Dancin’ is my only way to stay awake!
12:05 Ow, I can’t feel my arms.
12:10 Man, I have a headache!
12:20
Sheiny’s on da decks and the dancers are still giggin
12:30 Birthday party is wrapping up, but everyone is
happy.
12:40 Last song!
12:45 Kristi says, ‘Play one more!’ That makes the peeps even
happier.
12:50 Man, I have a headache!
12:55 Lots of
hugs goodbye!
1:00 Lots of roadies happy to help with the gear. Maybe one will come home with me to help me unload ;)
1:05 Heading home by myself.
1:20 Ow, I can’t feel my arms.
1:25 Just made it home! Almost time for rest.
1:30 Lug the JBL and turntables into my house and up the stairs.
1:35 I’m so tired that I think I’m going to
vomit.
1:40 Yuck. I smell like cigarettes. Running the bath.
2:00 Ow, I can’t feel my arms. And I’m stuck in the bathtub… Willow?
2:05 Willow covers his eyes wondering, ‘what the hell?’
2:20 That was a long-ass day. I’m never doing that again. (unless I’m in
Whistler)
2:21 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz